The Empire of The Evil Sutekh is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.345 billion Sutekhians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cydonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.3%.

The powerhouse Evil Sutekhian economy, worth a remarkable 2,799 trillion martian pyramids a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 98,780 martian pyramids, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 323,940 per year while the poor average 22,606, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Children as young as eight can be found working in factories, Harry Potter books are banned, criminals are thrown to the mummys to repay their debt to society, and the government's only official statement on the burning down of Cydonia was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. The Evil Sutekh's national animal is the mummy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sutekhism.

The Evil Sutekh is ranked 265,593^rd in the world and 16^th in The Lexicon for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.