The Republic of The Deccan Federation is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Thomas George with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.597 billion Deccanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bengaluru. The average income tax rate is 33.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Deccani economy, worth 249 trillion Deccani Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,020 Deccani Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence, and going on a diet invalidates your passport. Crime is totally unknown. The Deccan Federation's national animal is the Indian Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Deccan Federation is ranked 22,904^th in the world and 1,215^th in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,638.72 on the Gilded Widget Scale.