The Empire of The Dallas Cowboys is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.266 billion Dallas Cowboysians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The very strong Dallas Cowboysian economy, worth 238 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 72,875 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,890 per year while the poor average 17,765, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and cars are banned. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Dallas Cowboys's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Dallas Cowboys is ranked 162,752^nd in the world and 6^th in The NFL for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,107.46 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.