The Epic Rolling Hills of Teraticus is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 38.309 billion Teraticusians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prospekt. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Teraticusian economy, worth a remarkable 3,846 trillion Bucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,405 Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, and pros are the new cons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teraticus's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Teraticus is ranked 258,277^th in the world and 217^th in Forest for Most Primitive, scoring -180.35 on the Scary Big Number Scale.