The Queendom of Starlight Glimmer 38 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.893 billion Starlight Glimmer 38ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 39.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Starlight Glimmer 38ian economy, worth 408 trillion bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,783 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, people's charity begins and ends at home, and nobody knows why the caged pony sings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Glimmer 38's national animal is the pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Starlight Glimmer 38 is ranked 189,445^th in the world and 3,429^th in Artificial Solar System for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,225.21 Standard Monetary Units.