The Please Don't Kill Miku-Chan of Socialist Lop is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Hatsune Miku 😍😘💕👑 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.229 billion buns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crypton Future Media. The average income tax rate is 49.8%.

The frighteningly efficient bunny economy, worth 331 trillion Brokes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,669 Brokes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, days begin with afternoon tea, high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water, and the nation's smallest Fischlball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Lop's national animal is the Fischl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vocaloidism.

Socialist Lop is ranked 15,725^th in the world and 436^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 53.03 flags saluted per person per day.