The Federal Republic of PwRepublic is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Obama with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, disturbing lack of elderly people, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 763 million PwRepublicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal Palace. The average income tax rate is 64.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PwRepublician economy, worth 98.7 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,324 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and begun the Clone Wars have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PwRepublic's national animal is the American HoneyBadger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

PwRepublic is ranked 53,404^th in the world and 1,246^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 26.1 flags saluted per person per day.