Population | 4.162 billion |
Capital | Xaniya |
Currency | Bartaz |
Animal | wolf |
The Queendom of Lily valley is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.162 billion Zoulans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xaniya. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Zoulani economy, worth 575 trillion Bartazzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,298 Bartazzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, a government program is underway to revitalize Lily valley's beaches, and the Zoulani Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lily valley's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Lily valley is ranked 20,650th in the world and 499th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 275.14 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lily valley, the Zoulani Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely.
- : Following new legislation in Lily valley, a government program is underway to revitalize Lily valley's beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Lily valley, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones.
- : Following new legislation in Lily valley, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Lily valley, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead.
- : Lily valley was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
- : Following new legislation in Lily valley, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
- : Following new legislation in Lily valley, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
- : Following new legislation in Lily valley, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
- : Following new legislation in Lily valley, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 97 » Arscanesia, Valles Stellarum, Bawkie, Saciu, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Goldnation, Sporaltryus, Land Without Shrimp, Aidenfieeld, Eleuthelrium, Altnavia, Nowa Europa, Bonobiana, Beblahbleblo, Ebonhand, Ever Testing, Wehraboos, Great Lothian, Tsunamy, West Pastafaria, PenguinPies, Tepertopia, Farengeto, Galactya, Khnomania, Amerion, Curlyhoward, North Pernambuco, Pepoland, The Haughtherlands, Kazhinskia, The Free Falklands, Dhemixia, Yugarritia, Empire of Pekoland, Venezia Pacifica, Estival, Hacrela, Rebel-topia, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Chernaya Zvezda, Bohenia, Tanyaland, Asarana, Morian, Sgaana, Kaoia, Kringalia, Gonthavnor, and 47 others.New Maxta, America Gone Wrong, Belschaft, Blipp, Lilli Lands, Phyakaran, Teasonda, Emagination, Hadrex, The Worst army of, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Purestan, Eastern Doncaster, Marnrio, Springwalla, The Weirdo, Aodhan, HawkoFon, Lupusterra, Nakayo, Pepperton, Eastern Juble Lux, BEEstreetz, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Mardunia, Great Scapula, 7 Trees, Eastern Bahia, Megistos, Marre, SharttingToepia, Amerikanisches Imperium, Meglomania, Corthsri, Janoi Donacen, The Lombard League, and Dante-topia.