The Colony of Scotch is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 836 million Scotchians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The strong Scotchian economy, worth 37.7 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 45,065 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,450 per year while the poor average 2,824, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Scotch's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Scotch is ranked 271,669^th in the world and 7^th in Odesa for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 350.52 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.