The Second Federal Republic of Scenixia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Karl Berthda with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 10.793 billion Scenixians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sceda City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Scenixian economy, worth a remarkable 1,717 trillion Scenixian Nickels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 159,163 Scenixian Nickels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 582,922 per year while the poor average 30,794, a ratio of 18.9 to 1.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Karl Berthda to meetings with foreign heads of state, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), mothers refer to leaving the house as "the Great Escape", and nobody likes bad boys any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scenixia's national animal is the Sceni-Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Scenixia is ranked 282,392^nd in the world and 19^th in Union of Nationalists for Most Primitive, scoring -378.34 on the Scary Big Number Scale.