The Most Serene Republic of San Medici is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Presidenta Constancia Calascione with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.693 billion San Medicians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad De San Medici. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient San Medician economy, worth a remarkable 2,016 trillion Denarii a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 231,945 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime is totally unknown. San Medici's national animal is the Golden pheasant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

San Medici is ranked 288,560^th in the world and 4,050^th in the Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.42 kickbacks per hour.