The Principality of Safrinin is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Exalted Exarchs of Saf-e with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.865 billion Safs are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Safranine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.5%.

The powerhouse Safrininian economy, worth 684 trillion Rinins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,026 Rinins, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, the government seizes all major gold finds, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Safrinin's national animal is the Falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Safi.

Safrinin is ranked 250,450^th in the world and 207^th in Forest for Most Primitive, scoring -153.63 on the Scary Big Number Scale.