The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jay with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.803 billion Safjians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 19,210 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 448,807 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting the best Safjian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, and there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 292,561^st in the world and 1^st in A Slice of Surreality for Most Primitive, scoring -1060.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.