The United States of Safariana is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory vegetarianism, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 1.193 billion Safarianans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fernia. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Safarianan economy, worth 72.9 trillion Hydros a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,085 Hydros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Days begin with afternoon tea, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, babies are a small but significant export, and citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Safariana's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safariana is ranked 101,034^th in the world and 71^st in India for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,387.02 on the Gilded Widget Scale.