Population | 16.043 billion |
Capital | Hopalong |
Leader | Bugs Bunny |
Faith | Carrotism |
Currency | carrot |
Animal | rabbit |
The Warren of Run Rabbit Run is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bugs Bunny with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.043 billion Run Rabbit Runians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hopalong. The average income tax rate is 60.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Run Rabbit Runian economy, worth a remarkable 2,908 trillion carrots a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,322 carrots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, the Hopalong Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section, and a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Run Rabbit Run's national animal is the rabbit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Carrotism.
Run Rabbit Run is ranked 268,377th in the world and 6,525th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -230.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Run Rabbit Run was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output, Highest Average Incomes, Most Advanced Defense Forces, and Most Patriotic.
- : Run Rabbit Run was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, the Hopalong Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
- : Following new legislation in Run Rabbit Run, the face of Bugs Bunny is a permanent feature of the Hopalong skyline.