The Rockin' Paradise of Roxie Island is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dope Rockstar Roxie and Hip Rapper Pearl with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.882 billion Roxie Islandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ink Pasio. The average income tax rate is 55.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roxie Islandian economy, worth 952 trillion Roxiebucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 107,239 Roxiebucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Roxie Island, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime is totally unknown. Roxie Island's national animal is the Koffing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Roxie Island is ranked 18,643^rd in the world and 5^th in The Vincence Empire for Highest Food Quality, scoring 121.38 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.