The Rogue Nation of Rolesian Conjoined People is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 179 million Rolesian Conjoined Peopleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.2%.

The powerhouse Rolesian Conjoined Peoplean economy, worth 14.0 trillion Rolesiani Coinfliparis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 78,234 Rolesiani Coinfliparis, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Rolesian Conjoined Peoplean Moonshine", robosexual marriages are increasingly common, and machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rolesian Conjoined People's national animal is the Rolesian Cock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rolesian Conjoined People is ranked 254,249^th in the world and 128^th in Equiterra for Most Primitive, scoring -165.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.