The Most Serene Republic of BBoss is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.06 billion BBossians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boss. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient BBossian economy, worth a remarkable 2,315 trillion dollas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 287,310 dollas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is in perpetual campaign mode, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies. Crime is totally unknown. BBoss's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

BBoss is ranked 95,208^th in the world and 45^th in Equiterra for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.54 law-abiding acts per hour.