The Bipedal Creature of Rogei is a massive, pleasant nation, ruled by Secret with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.169 billion Rogeians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Secret. The average income tax rate is 26.0%.

The strong Rogeian economy, worth 62.7 trillion Secrets a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,674 Secrets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Secret's eyes only', graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, there's a politician called Male Infant Bradbury, and Secret has been named as Rogei's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Rogei's national animal is the Secret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secret.

Rogei is ranked 107,048^th in the world and 2,409^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,225.14 on the Gilded Widget Scale.