The Kingdom of Iceagea is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tug with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.658 billion Iceageans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tusko. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Iceagean economy, worth 841 trillion Neandes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,703 Neandes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The endangered saltwater humpback Mammoth is only seen in captivity programs, foreign leaders are advising that Tug's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Iceagea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iceagea's national animal is the Mammoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Iceagea is ranked 4,574^th in the world and 93^rd in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 61.06 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.