The Federal Republic of Pruddenland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by chancellor sir Hansi Flick with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.968 billion Pruddenlandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pruddenlandian economy, worth 588 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 118,402 euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies, only the richest get to see out of their windows, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos. Crime is totally unknown. Pruddenland's national animal is the grizzly bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is protestant.

Pruddenland is ranked 15,351^st in the world and 329^th in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 133.51 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.