The Dictatorship of Corfad is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Johnny with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.594 billion Corfadians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corfad City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Corfadian economy, worth an astonishing 19,821 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 774,449 Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,253,970 per year while the poor average 6,966, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Corfadian stage setups, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea, and being dead no longer has any benefits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corfad's national animal is the hell hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Corfad is ranked 242^nd in the world and 8^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 34,913.12 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.