Population | 1.987 billion |
Capital | Darmschtadt |
Leader | Federal President Caroll Eigen |
Faith | Protestantism |
Currency | Mark |
Animal | Double-headed eagle |
The Federal Republic of Calahy is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Federal President Caroll Eigen with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.987 billion Calahians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darmschtadt. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Calahyian economy, worth 331 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 166,758 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calahy's national animal is the Double-headed eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.
Calahy is ranked 132,477th in the world and 2,812th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 774.94 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Calahy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
- : Calahy was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election.
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, fat-shaming is now public policy.
- : Calahy was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Calahy voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Following new legislation in Calahy, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 160 » Gorundu, Chipoli, Shibutani, Territorio di Nessuno, Laforeia, Pallaith, New-Ferytland, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Kwaj, Aguaria Major, Varisland, Bankowiata, Dreadton, Radicaster, Atrito, Koda-Land, Siwale, Southern Moosetopia, PlanetMercury, Advancia-Sizzletown, TheLandOfFunFunFun, New Lakemba, Esperonia, Russila, South Parter, Sil Dorsett, Nouvel Empire, The Rhein States, New Atlantico, Former English Colony, Darkanistan, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Loutsland, Kandorith, Kranostav, Frances Francis the First of France, Catalis, Deliber, North Bratislava, IHateRights, Marlducro, Pinky Queen, Arucaria, Malta Comino Gozo, Laurendon, Karazan, The Sinclarian Provinces, Phoronu, Aeurithianar, and 110 others.Necromonia, Solmetria, Lemonbiscuits, Omnistria, Wilkshire, Pradovnia, Wineclaw, Simone Republic, United States of Medford, Ethnon, Oannia, Wolffoxia, Walter Jackson, The Confederate States of America, Petronellania, Eraver, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, New Cordyceps, Tvers, Bedsonya, PotatoFarmers, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Justosia, Yukti, New Fredoenia, Troll Punishers, Joevala, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Notyoutopia, Batatoland Empire, Azzarel, Unsophisticate, Negarden, XST, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Tugupaw, Regallio, Inclement Space, Bodhisva, Ishtimbine, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Jenha, The Union of Galaxies, Qep, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Chukstik Illahi, Salish-Cascadia, The Union of The People of Britannia, Republiqueducroissant, The Windmilluminati, Etanur, Ereena, Aerilia, The Iron Lions, Zandos, Neptunian Military Administration, Votak Matim, Nationeer, Galbadiana, Hyphen, Alogiada, Rex Republic, Armonker, Mystiquelle, Eurocom, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Xagill, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Photan, McMasterdonia, Barxa, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Borkey Kurg, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Germanic Cat, Texaska, Ziprotscria, ZleekyGgh, Altivia, Lower Melodia, Aoncarpa, Nistriabar, Francois Isidore, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, Ubeland, Yaorozu, Dillimore, Davidianian, Suvarnavarta, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, and Stal Valley.