The Flaming Trash-Pit of Abomn is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Abomn the Lord of Suffering with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, pith helmet sales, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.887 billion Victims are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekravol. The average income tax rate is 7.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Corrupted economy, worth a remarkable 1,418 trillion Despairs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 205,969 Despairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them, Abomn the Lord of Suffering has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space, corporations feel proud all year round, and the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abomn's national animal is the Blobfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Abomnism.

Abomn is ranked 282,648^th in the world and 6,194^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 21.59 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.