The Republic of Perendinate is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.617 billion Perendinateans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blumburgh. The average income tax rate is 21.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Perendinatean economy, worth a remarkable 1,980 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,958 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Perendinate's national animal is the Sloth, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Beer.

Perendinate is ranked 4,490^th in the world and 3^rd in Just relax for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 123,840.11 Standard Monetary Units.