The User of Zarbik is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by NA with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.285 billion NA are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NA. The average income tax rate is 92.5%.

The frighteningly efficient NA economy, worth a remarkable 3,275 trillion NAS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 395,361 NAS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and NA have replaced bears in a popular idiom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zarbik's national animal is the NA, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NA.

Zarbik is ranked 58,989^th in the world and 7^th in Just relax for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.99 law-abiding acts per hour.