The Republic of Patry is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.816 billion Patryians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bohunowo. The average income tax rate is 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Patryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,031 trillion Couplers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 151,331 Couplers, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, and the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Patry's national animal is the Greg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Trains.

Patry is ranked 18,327^th in the world and 397^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,243.77 on the Clooney Contribution Index.