Population | 16.56 billion |
Capital | Orchard Hills |
Leader | Magnus Søndergaard |
Currency | Pantouflian Krone |
Animal | Gryfalcon |
The Confederated Republic of Pantoufle is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Magnus Søndergaard with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 16.56 billion Pantouflians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orchard Hills. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Pantouflian economy, worth a remarkable 2,203 trillion Pantouflian Kroner a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,044 Pantouflian Kroner, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 390,379 per year while the poor average 35,743, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.
Too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, and the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Pantouflian Navy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pantoufle's national animal is the Gryfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Pantoufle is ranked 278,917th in the world and 291st in Wintreath for Most Primitive, scoring -326.3 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pantoufle was endorsed by The Democratic Meritocracy of Aportistopireistan.
- : Pantoufle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Developed, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Pantoufle was endorsed by The Dystopia of The Age of Dystopia.
- : Pantoufle was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Brovin.
- : Pantoufle's influence in Wintreath rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Pantoufle voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : Pantoufle voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Statelessness".
- : Pantoufle endorsed The United Kingdom of Weihbach.
- : Pantoufle was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Weihbach.
- : Pantoufle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Wintermoot, Weihbach, The Age of Dystopia, and Aportistopireistan.