The Person who eats rocks of The Age of Dystopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The President with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.432 billion Dystopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akhsa City. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dystopian economy, worth 834 trillion Monetary Value Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,488 Monetary Value Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The President has decreed that one must think of cheese upon reading the word mouse (The Age of Dystopia has found 1 easter egg), at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Age of Dystopia's national animal is the North Pacific Tree Octopus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Despair.

The Age of Dystopia is ranked 269,848^th in the world and 235^th in Wintreath for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 17,078.19 Standard Monetary Units.