The Right Wing Utopia of Ozoi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mostly Benevolent Dictator Ozoi with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.742 billion Youkais are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Hazard. The average income tax rate is 44.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ozoian economy, worth an astonishing 11,100 trillion Sarus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 467,558 Sarus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Mostly Benevolent Dictator Ozoi's desk, meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Ozoi's mid-life crisis, and the Gallery of Instasnap is the most popular museum in the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Ozoi's national animal is the Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Ozoi is ranked 30,750^th in the world and 378^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.27 law-abiding acts per hour.