The Trade Federation of Lastovipol is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chief Executor Octavius Del Monte with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.054 billion Lastovipolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quinolapif. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lastovipolian economy, worth a remarkable 5,135 trillion Pence a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 426,064 Pence, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, and prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children. Crime is totally unknown. Lastovipol's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Neoconism.

Lastovipol is ranked 23,898^th in the world and 8^th in Lair of the Dragon for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,309.67 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.