The Trade Federation of Lastovipol is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Executor Octavius Del Monte with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.089 billion Lastovipolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quinolapif. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lastovipolian economy, worth a remarkable 5,162 trillion Pence a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 427,010 Pence, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Devotion to God is only skin-deep, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, and citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want. Crime is totally unknown. Lastovipol's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Neoconism.

Lastovipol is ranked 4,238^th in the world and 2^nd in Lair of the Dragon for Highest Food Quality, scoring 219.25 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.