The Kingdom of Nouvelle-Acadie is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 40.193 billion Nouvelle-Acadieans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dieppe. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The Nouvelle-Acadiean economy, worth a remarkable 5,886 trillion piastres a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,447 piastres, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth, and saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime is totally unknown. Nouvelle-Acadie's national animal is the orignal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nouvelle-Acadie is ranked 5,643^rd in the world and 7^th in The Maritimes for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,404.47 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.