Population | 16.17 billion |
Capital | Pragia |
Leader | Puppetmaster Katrina Stormia |
Faith | the Login Script |
Currency | Mark-Litecoin |
Animal | Python |
The Master of Puppets of Nilrahrarfan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Puppetmaster Katrina Stormia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.17 billion Nilrahrarfanese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pragia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Nilrahrarfanese economy, worth a remarkable 6,456 trillion Mark-Litecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 399,300 Mark-Litecoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,964,204 per year while the poor average 46,353, a ratio of 42.4 to 1.
Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, and hunters often become the hunted. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nilrahrarfan's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Login Script.
Nilrahrarfan is ranked 294,143rd in the world and 7,257th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.24 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, hunters often become the hunted.
- : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
- : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
- : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
- : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, charity no longer begins at home.
- : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, artists are pillars of society.
- : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, centuries-old legal documents detailing agnatic-cognatic gavelkind succession are being dusted off again.
- : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.
- : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
- : Following new legislation in Nilrahrarfan, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.