The Federal Kingdom of Nejopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Pehaco XV with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 16.98 billion Nejopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pahejpojea. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Nejopian economy, worth 871 trillion Vahejuhas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,315 Vahejuhas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has enacted freedom of information, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, Pahejpojea spends billions upgrading public transport, and only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nejopia's national animal is the Guanaco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nejopia is ranked 80,199^th in the world and 1,514^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 20.56 kickbacks per hour.