The Empire of Republic of servia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, devout population of 432 million Servians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Servian economy, worth 25.3 trillion Maltès a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 58,466 Maltès, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and polygamy is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Republic of servia's national animal is the Servian Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Republic of servia is ranked 60,961^st in the world and 709^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 641.79 pounds of wildlife per square mile.