The Esperantist Federation of Ouidland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Archbishop Torleif Volu with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 5.512 billion Ouidfolk have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Freyr's. The average income tax rate is 74.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ouidish economy, worth 563 trillion Nikeloes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,154 Nikeloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and political spontaneity takes a lot of planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ouidland's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Vedic Heathenry.

Ouidland is ranked 30,820^th in the world and 494^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 826.65 pounds of wildlife per square mile.