The United Federal Empire of NPO2 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Suprem Head Leader Liam Ecowarart with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.792 billion NPO2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Empire City. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NPO2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,009 trillion Eurocoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,213 Eurocoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, the people of NPO2 are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and beggars on the street are often heard asking for spare votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NPO2's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nuclear Warfare.

NPO2 is ranked 49,358^th in the world and 642^nd in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 689.59 pounds of wildlife per square mile.