The Hellenic Empire of Norwendiea is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander Parthenos of Athens with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.22 billion Hellas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. The average income tax rate is 16.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hellenic economy, worth 117 trillion Drachkronas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 96,184 Drachkronas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, discarded pennies litter the streets, and small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norwendiea's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Norwendiea is ranked 143,491^st in the world and 728^th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,359.95 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.