The Holy Empire of Croat s is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 244 million Croat sians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.8%.

The thriving Croat sian economy, worth 17.5 trillion Jadrans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,831 Jadrans, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Croat sian roads, long queues are apparently signs of a well-run airport, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Croat s's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Croat s is ranked 111,273^rd in the world and 954^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 550.93 pounds of wildlife per square mile.