The Provisional government of Cheesystan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Provisional government of CheesyStan with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.549 billion Cheddarians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nur-Goudan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheddarian economy, worth 165 trillion Cheddars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 106,594 Cheddars, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, all you have to do is pray to get into Cheesystan, discarded pennies litter the streets, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheesystan's national animal is the Great Cheese Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Cheesystan is ranked 20,314^th in the world and 381^st in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,018.58 pounds of wildlife per square mile.