The Kingdom of Brytannya is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 626 million Brytannyans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.3%.

The all-consuming Brytannyan economy, worth 58.1 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,780 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children are sent to either religious or secular schools, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Brytannya's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brytannya is ranked 143,781^st in the world and 692^nd in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 556.42 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.