The Republic of Naiviation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.553 billion Naiviationians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.9%.

The thriving Naiviationian economy, worth 967 trillion tale and equiliants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 49,492 tale and equiliants, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 212,245 per year while the poor average 7,386, a ratio of 28.7 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is moderate. Naiviation's national animal is the mallard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Naiviation is ranked 98,255^th in the world and 61^st in Equilism for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,054.56 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.