The Republic of Nail It Down is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning swan population. The hard-working population of 8.178 billion Nail It Downians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 19.5%.

The Nail It Downian economy, worth 351 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 42,993 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nail It Down's national animal is the swan.

Nail It Down is ranked 23,685^th in the world and 599^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,018.23 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.