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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,127thMost Primitive: 10,034thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,720th
The Scientific Insights of
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Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork

Population7.848 billion

CapitalThe Muppet Theatre
Leaderscientific inquisitiveness
Faithscience

Currencydollar
Animalpig

The Scientific Insights of Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by scientific inquisitiveness with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, vat-grown people, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.848 billion scientists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. The average income tax rate is 37.2%.

The thriving a scientist economy, worth 627 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,978 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork's national animal is the pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is science.

Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork is ranked 275,173rd in the world and 34th in The Muppet Show for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.35 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,127thTop
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Most Primitive: 10,034thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,720thTop
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Most Secular: 17,093rdLargest Retail Industry: 21,640thLargest Black Market: 23,048thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,154thLargest Mining Sector: 26,434th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
  • : Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork, the new one dollar coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork, Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork, retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity.

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