Population | 7.848 billion |
Capital | The Muppet Theatre |
Leader | scientific inquisitiveness |
Faith | science |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | pig |
The Scientific Insights of Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by scientific inquisitiveness with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, vat-grown people, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.848 billion scientists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. The average income tax rate is 37.2%.
The thriving a scientist economy, worth 627 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,978 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork's national animal is the pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is science.
Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork is ranked 275,173rd in the world and 34th in The Muppet Show for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.35 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
- : Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Following new legislation in Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
- : Following new legislation in Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
- : Following new legislation in Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
- : Following new legislation in Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits.
- : Following new legislation in Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork, the new one dollar coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
- : Following new legislation in Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork, Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded.
- : Following new legislation in Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
- : Following new legislation in Muppet Dr Julius Strangepork, retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity.