The Suspicion of Dundea Loea is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by defnoteid with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 2.346 billion Dundea Loeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trench City. The average income tax rate is 27.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Dundea Loean economy, worth 126 trillion disarmed pipebombs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,045 disarmed pipebombs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dundea Loea has designated Trench City as its capital city, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, Defnoteid has just been declared ruler of Dundea Loea in an international press conference, and there are major delays at immigration checkpoints as travellers are forced to prove they belong to a major religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dundea Loea's national animal is the deathliner, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dundea Loea is ranked 93,011^th in the world and 2,362^nd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.