The Republic of Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mayor with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.248 billion Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterbergians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Academy of Wetterberg. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterbergian economy, worth 555 trillion gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,877 gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, a soldier's body is a temple, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterbergian as 'your finger, you fool', and popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg's national animal is the minature donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg is ranked 14,023^rd in the world and 335^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 341.74 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.