The Republic of Mirg Givers is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.654 billion Mirg Giversians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The thriving Mirg Giversian economy, worth 131 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 79,348 pesos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 458,709 per year while the poor average 6,543, a ratio of 70.1 to 1.

Straitjackets are a common religious garb, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mirg Givers's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Mirg Givers is ranked 291,453^rd in the world and 314^th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 19.14 law-abiding acts per hour.