The Amor y Paz of Mike in Mexico is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mike with a fair hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 35.468 billion Mike in Mexicoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Administration and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guadalajara. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Mike in Mexicoan economy, worth an astonishing 12,621 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 355,854 Pesos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,052,298 per year while the poor average 29,507, a ratio of 69.6 to 1.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mike in Mexico's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Mike in Mexico is ranked 293,793^rd in the world and 820^th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.06 law-abiding acts per hour.