The Republic of Mea Ser New is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.423 billion Mea Ser Newians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 19.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mea Ser Newian economy, worth 437 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 42,012 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards. Crime is moderate. Mea Ser New's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mea Ser New is ranked 137,452^nd in the world and 9^th in Soviet Union for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,382.82 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.